New TSA Slogans

[Bobcat]

Grope discounts available.



Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.



If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.



Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.



Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.



Wanna fly? Drop your fly.



We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.



We are now free to move about your pants.



We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.



It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.



When in doubt, we make you whip it out.



TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'



You were a virgin.



We handle more packages than the USPS.



The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy.



Stroke of the hand, law of the land.



No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.



Let your fingers do the Walking.



Turn your head and cough!



Reach out and touch someone.



Can you feel me now?



When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.

 

[fund razor]

If you turn you head and cough, is the flight deductible as a medical expense?

 

[poncho]

On a more serious note! Someone told me that Janet Napolitano said something about putting the scanners in major subway and commuter rail stations across the U.S. Add in the perceived need for the U.S to spend its way out of recession--I can see them (gov) expanding agencies like Homeland Security and TSA to extreme levels all in the name of security.

I drove to California fairly recently. Crossing from Oregon into California off to the side of the road was remnants of the old fruit inspections that you needed to report at way back when entering California from another state. Looks like the Canadian/United States border crossings. When I saw that, thought how easy it would be to restart those stations, but instead of protecting California agriculture--they could protect California residents. It would be easy to install those radiation detectors you drive through at all U.S international border crossings and same thing with those license plate camera's that automatically search license plates, etcetera. If I thought of this--some wanker gov advisor has as well. All I need to do is appoint some well connected gov appointee like the former head of Homeland Security to get the contract to do this. Oh wait a second thats all ready happened with the body scanners at the airports!!!!!!!!

Its all about them (gov) and their bottom feeders like the gold sach run fed (big business) making money. People tolerate and live with gropes at airports, next the U.S has body scanners at more public transportation places. Next thing you know crossing state to state will be like crossing the international border!!!!!!! Obama has already made the federal government the largest employer in the U.S---they need more ways to create employment. I find it interesting at how both federal, state, and local law enforcement have chit loads of new GM and Chrysler vehicles, not to mention other gov agencies! Easily bumping those companies sales up a few percentage points......... Can see them (gov) expanding in the name of Homeland Security in all kinds of ways---Grope at airports its a slippery slope!

 

[old377guy]

On a more serious note! Someone told me that Janet Napolitano said something about putting the scanners in major subway and commuter rail stations across the U.S. Add in the perceived need for the U.S to spend its way out of recession--I can see them (gov) expanding agencies like Homeland Security and TSA to extreme levels all in the name of security.

I drove to California fairly recently. Crossing from Oregon into California off to the side of the road was remnants of the old fruit inspections that you needed to report at way back when entering California from another state. Looks like the Canadian/United States border crossings. When I saw that, thought how easy it would be to restart those stations, but instead of protecting California agriculture--they could protect California residents. It would be easy to install those radiation detectors you drive through at all U.S international border crossings and same thing with those license plate camera's that automatically search license plates, etcetera. If I thought of this--some wanker gov advisor has as well. All I need to do is appoint some well connected gov appointee like the former head of Homeland Security to get the contract to do this. Oh wait a second thats all ready happened with the body scanners at the airports!!!!!!!!

Its all about them (gov) and their bottom feeders like the gold sach run fed (big business) making money. People tolerate and live with gropes at airports, next the U.S has body scanners at more public transportation places. Next thing you know crossing state to state will be like crossing the international border!!!!!!! Obama has already made the federal government the largest employer in the U.S---they need more ways to create employment. I find it interesting at how both federal, state, and local law enforcement have chit loads of new GM and Chrysler vehicles, not to mention other gov agencies! Easily bumping those companies sales up a few percentage points......... Can see them (gov) expanding in the name of Homeland Security in all kinds of ways---Grope at airports its a slippery slope!

so you're an Oregon guy?

 

[poncho]

so you're an Oregon guy?

Nope Vancouver--part time Canadian!!!!! Nexus card holder because I cross the border sometimes twice a week back to states. And pretty much see border like crossings state to state coming......... Gov needs to spend money on public works projects like the 1930's and I'm betting instead of highways, bridges, dams, etcetera it will be "internal" security!

 

[Edward R. Cozzi]

The American people have shown without a doubt that they do not want the oppressive government interference and Obamas way of doing things. The democrats are finished as they should be. Obamacare will be repealed and Obama will be impeached if they grant blanket amnesty to illegal aliens to insure his re-election in 2012.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Or they could start using the produce check points to protect everyone else FROM us!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

And I've got to say at some of our local airports (John Wayne in Orange County for example) there's some TSA inspectors who I'd be happy to have pat me down! I just don't dig the scanner because I perfer my women to be disappointed AFTER we take our clothes of...

 

[Bobcat]

I don't fly too much anymore, too big for coach , and too cheap for first class!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Going to DC next week. I'm going to have to use the vacuum enlarger before I go into the airport.

 

[old377guy]

I don't fly too much anymore, too big for coach , and too cheap for first class!

There's always Air Freight

 

[Bobcat]

There's always Air Freight

I like it, I can bring a cooler and a pickle jar to piss in.

 

[Donskihp]

everyone is pissed about the body scans,I'd rathed be scaned than patted down. Of course for some reason I always get both. My biggest beef is that the airlines are always late or canceling flights an they don't care about getting your flight rescheduled. The last time I flew out of Orlando to Richmond Va it took me 17 hours. I could have driven in 13hrs,

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

I like it, I can bring a cooler and a pickle jar to piss in.

Or a texas catheter.

 

[Enabler]

now i have to look up texas catheter.

 

[poncho]

everyone is pissed about the body scans,I'd rathed be scaned than patted down. Of course for some reason I always get both. My biggest beef is that the airlines are always late or canceling flights an they don't care about getting your flight rescheduled. The last time I flew out of Orlando to Richmond Va it took me 17 hours. I could have driven in 13hrs,

I'm seriously considering driving most places I want to go over flying! Road trips can be fun in the right vehicle.

 

[Donskihp]

These airline companys have forgotten how to treat people right. The more people refuse to fly the better. Unfortunatly it woulld be too hard to get enough people boycott the airlines