New Golf Book!

Tommy Gun

Charter Member
Most of you are probably unaware of my passion for golf. When not boating it is what I enjoy most. For the past two years I have been putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy. Here is the Table of Contents from my new book, 'Winning Golf Strategies', which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and from observing my golfing partners.

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4 x 4 Post Undetected.

Chapter 10 - 18 Beverage Cart Girl Pick-Up Lines That Really Work!

Chapter 11 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
 
by the chapters titles, you documentated my game and I think that it entitles me to a percenetage of the profits
 
Very cool.......I love the game also. I've caddied in two PGA Events and play regularly. 5handicap from the tips. My son is 7 and he can wear it out. Keep us updated on the book.
 
happy gilmore............holy **** look at those pants, if I wore those pants I would have to kick my own ass :)
 
I'd be pretty interested in reading on how to bag a cart girl. Ever notice that when they are around and wait for you to tee off, its your worst shot. Then you feel like a douche when you get your beer from them.
 
When BLee, Wild, ScubaSteve and I played TPC Sawgrass in June the cart girl followed us the whole back nine. They claimed it was the $500 tip but I think it was more likely the laughable play. :)

I think Wild even has the vids of #17 on youtube.

Our ForeCaddie spent more time doubled over from laughter and begging us to quit than he did helping us. :rofl:
 
When BLee, Wild, ScubaSteve and I played TPC Sawgrass in June the cart girl followed us the whole back nine. They claimed it was the $500 tip but I think it was more likely the laughable play. :)

I think Wild even has the vids of #17 on youtube.

Our ForeCaddie spent more time doubled over from laughter and begging us to quit than he did helping us. :rofl:

I think it was cause of the cute golfcart in your Avatar.:03:
 
must not be a REAL boater cause golf would screw up a perfectly good boat day :)

Cant be a slave to two passions :)
 
That book changed the way I play golf. I used to think I was just awful but after reading that I realized I should be a par player. they just need to raise par.:rofl:
 
I'd be pretty interested in reading on how to bag a cart girl. Ever notice that when they are around and wait for you to tee off, its your worst shot. Then you feel like a douche when you get your beer from them.
Hole number 1 on every freaking country club.... right in front of the club house. If I can get a good tee shot (or one that sounds like a good tee shot) off of 1, I can declare the day a great success.
 
until you punks can beat the president of north korea do not even bother talking to me, I mean c'mon 18 holes in one,why doesn't this guy have a shoe contract?
 
until you punks can beat the president of north korea do not even bother talking to me, I mean c'mon 18 holes in one,why doesn't this guy have a shoe contract?

Because that is only average for a Korean player. Have you seen the LPGA tour lately? Even the Americans are Korean.
 
until you punks can beat the president of north korea do not even bother talking to me, I mean c'mon 18 holes in one,why doesn't this guy have a shoe contract?


He don’t know chit about golf! If he would play by the rules I have to play by he would NERVER do that again. 1 to 1 beer to hole ratio! Now that’ golf!!!:willy_nilly::willy_nilly:
 
I typically hit some where in the 95-100 in 18. But I usually hit like 40-42 on the front nine. Not sure how or why my back 9 suffer so much!
 
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