How does this grab you...?
The Book will be coffee table sized with beautiful leather binding. The cover will be hand etched and inlaid with a picture of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling cut in half by a race boat blazing through it, leaving a trail of coke.... The title will be emblazoned in real gold leaf-- "The Greatest Story Never Told"
and all the pages will be blank.
I figure I can get $500/copy from the guys in the UAE, plus background cash from the many people who don't want to be mentioned.