Having the old 'Beer B!tch" was a fun named boat til we were around those 9, 10, 11, 12 Y.O. kids and watching them go back to their parents boat and saying '...that boat is called a cuss word...'
That being said, I do like your thinking on your names.:26:
I am looking for one right now, may sell my house and live on the boat, with the Scarab next to me on a lift (my dream anyway) Noticed some deals on Portofino's I remember the day my dad got his brand new in 87'.
I lived on it my last year of High School, good times!