My Favorit Pick Up lines

[Davidmnc]

Brought to you by Davd Stecz, straight outta NJ. Enjoy!




1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon..

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up




























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[clayinaustin]

You got a face that would make time stand still because it would stop a clock!

 

[KENNYO]

I told a real tall chick "I would climb her like a set of Monkey Bars!"

 

[Ratickle]

I told a real tall chick "I would climb her like a set of Monkey Bars!"

Did it work?

 

[drpete3]

I told a real tall chick "I would climb her like a set of Monkey Bars!"

I laughed at this one the most. Because I believe you did it

 

[Seafordguy]

I thought that the only pickup line you need is an oval and a "1" on the side of your boat.

Unfortunately I bought mine after I was no longer single.... Maybe as time goes on she'll let me use it as a pick up line afterall?!?!?!

 

[Perlmudder]

Are you Irish?


Want some in you?

 

[Sea-Dated]

Did it work?

I am betting not.......:sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

I thought that the only pickup line you need is an oval and a "1" on the side of your boat.

Not if you're well endowed.....:sifone: :sifone:

 

[Cash Bar]

You got a face that could make an onion cry....

 

[Ratickle]

You got a face that could make an onion cry....

That's your favorite pick up line?

You gotta get some lessons....

 

[seebeagle]

My face is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it

 

[phragle]

can I eat you out untill your head caves in?

 

[phragle]

News Flash! Amercan's have discontinued the sexual position known as "69". Due to the current economic conditions, eating out has become just too damn expensive

 

[Magic Medicine]

you ever seen a grown man naked.

now thats a pick up line

 

[MacGyver]

you ever seen a grown man naked.

now thats a pick up line