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More women needing cash go from jobless to topless

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As a bartender and trainer at a national restaurant chain, Rebecca Brown earned a couple thousand dollars in a really good week. Now, as a dancer at Chicago's Pink Monkey gentleman's club, she makes almost that much in one good night.

The tough job market is prompting a growing number of women across the country to dance in strip clubs, appear in adult movies or pose for magazines like Hustler.

Employers across the adult entertainment industry say they're seeing an influx of applications from women who, like Brown, are attracted by the promise of flexible schedules and fast cash. Many have college degrees and held white-collar jobs until the economy soured.

More women needing cash go from jobless to topless
 
This can be good or very bad for the industry.....My wife has a good friend looking to earn a little more money and has mentioned dancing. She was a 9...... TEN YEARS AGO! She still thinks she is a 9 when in reality she is a solid 7 and ten years ago I would have emptied my wallet to get her naked, now I wouldn't pay to see that. She is 39, never been married and still looking for that millionaire to sweep her off her feet........

At a strip club she is very hard on the competition to which I always reply, get naked and lets see how you do at which point she shuts up!
 
JupiterSunsation said:
This can be good or very bad for the industry.....
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The Theory of Supply and Demand works for any industry. If Supply increases or Demand decreases, the price drops. Both are happening right now.

If the price of a lap dance doesn't drop, then the quality must increase. I.E. Only the hottest girls will make money during these tough economic times. The new successfully dancers will be fitness instructors, models, etc.

Good for us customers! :sifone:
 
Every time I hear some worn-out cougar talk about finding them a rich guy to take care of them, I think about the dueling ads from a Cougar and a welathy business man. Anyone have that? It should be required reading for all women who feel they are 10s when they are actually 6s and 7s.
 
LaughingCat said:
Every time I hear some worn-out cougar talk about finding them a rich guy to take care of them, I think about the dueling ads from a Cougar and a welathy business man. Anyone have that? It should be required reading for all women who feel they are 10s when they are actually 6s and 7s.
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THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 100 - 150. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 150,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

- What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

- Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
 
And the response...

Dear Pers-:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard tobelieve that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
 
LaughingCat said:
Every time I hear some worn-out cougar talk about finding them a rich guy to take care of them, I think about the dueling ads from a Cougar and a welathy business man. Anyone have that? It should be required reading for all women who feel they are 10s when they are actually 6s and 7s.
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She is very cool but jams her foot in her mouth when she talks about kids, going on vacations with other boyfriends and her general "expectations."
Most of my friends think two things: 1. SHE IS TROUBLE and 2. They would hit it but not put their name on it........
 
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