Monday funny

[Bobcat]

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.


The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'


'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.


The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.


The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?



The bee answered,








Wait for it.wait for it..







You're just gonna love this.

 

[Bobcat]

:sifone:

 

[MattBMiller]

Wow....don't know what to say about that one! :sifone:

 

[ChiefApache]

Bob, no more drinking on Sunday evenings..............

 

[Scarab KV]

Damn.....coffee all over my new Mini

 

[clayinaustin]

I'll have what he's having!

 

[Sea-Dated]

That is bad......Funny, but bad.......

 

[old377guy]

damn, we have been elevated to a whole new level!

 

[MattBMiller]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. *The music was really, really*loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of*songs, I started to feel better. **I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

[ChiefApache]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. *The music was really, really*loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of*songs, I started to feel better. **I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

This is most likely a true story.:willy_nilly:

 

[MattBMiller]

This is most likely a true story.:willy_nilly:

And??:rofl:

 

[Wrinkleface]

Bob, no more drinking on Sunday evenings..............

Or Monday mornings!!!!:dupe:

 

[ChiefApache]

And??:rofl:

You are one sick mofo.........that's why we get along so well. :rofl::biggrinjester::rofl:

 

[Davidmnc]

damn, we have been elevated to a whole new level!