45Sonic
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Redneck Sex
A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Bubba and Sweet Pea, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said Bubba. "My thingy's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Bubba's "thingy" really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape", she said.
A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Bubba and Sweet Pea, paid a visit to their doctor.
"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said Bubba. "My thingy's turnin' blue."
"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Bubba's "thingy" really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape", she said.
