45Sonic
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Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while
the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your place
Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got
pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the
question. Finally he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make
us even."
the first fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your place
Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got
pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the
question. Finally he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make
us even."