MobileMercman Margaritas!!!!!!

Ratickle

Founding Member / Super Moderator
This is to Jim from Ms Ratickle. Still telling her we need to come to LOTO for more of the Special Blend........:26: :03: :26:


Issue:


> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

> Do you suffer from shyness?

> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

> Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

> Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

> Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

> Disclaimer:Margaritas may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.


However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.:)

> Side effects may include:

> - Dizziness
> - Nausea
> - Vomiting
> - Incarceration
> - Erotic lustfulness
> - Loss of motor control
> - Loss of clothing
> - Loss of money
> - Loss of virginity
> - Table dancing
> - Headache
> - Dehydration
> - Dry mouth
> - And a desire to sing Karaoke

> WARNINGS:

> The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

> Please share this with others who may need Margaritas.
 
Nice Paul,
The side affects are only in extreme but, not rare cases.

There is often a smile stuck on ones face too.
 
Jim, I am gonna be looking you up for one of those margarita's I keep hearing about. ;) When are you headed into LOTO?
 
Chad, Sounds good. I will get in Friday Morning.

Last year our pit spot was under the Horny Toad sign. It was a great spot. It sounds like this year we will be in the lot up the street. Its all good. I will look forward to meeting you.
 
come on griswald jim and i will let you hold our new checkard flag...:USA:

I shouldn't be holding anything after a few rounds of ritas.....except myself from falling down

One tequila........Two tequila.........Three teguila .....FLOOR!!!

Jim knows me.......:drool5:
 
I shouldn't be holding anything after a few rounds of ritas.....except myself from falling down

One tequila........Two tequila.........Three teguila .....FLOOR!!!

Jim knows me.......:drool5:

I think I found your picture.......
 

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Easy EASY We don't have it yet. Its gonna be a dogfight.:boxing_smiley:

you know what thwy say about dogs don,t ya,,,,, if you don,t leed the veiw is ugly. :sifone: not to worry my freind we got our new prop yesterday ,,,,today ,,and all day tomorrow on the water, they sais this prop should make the cumberland/patchog prop obsolite,,? :gnorsi:
 
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