Miss Cali is dating King Douchebag Michael Phelps?! I'm gona puke

[DollaBill]

what has this world come to. She is ruined now. She might as well have been in one of those "zoo sex" vids now. :ack2:

 

[stecz20]

what.. hes as ugly as they come.. you think with his money he would at least fix his teeth... meatbag....

 

[Perlmudder]

She sits on his face for 20 minutes (those dolphin lungs are coming in handy!) since he suffers from homo-unerectus. That means his wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.

 

[DollaBill]

I know. The dick looks like a friggin caveman. He has got to be the most awkward douche ever. Makes my blood boil. Waste of perfectly good azz. Well my day is ruined

 

[Wrinkleface]

what.. hes as ugly as they come.. you think with his money he would at least fix his teeth... meatbag....

I'll take his money!!!!!!:26:

 

[Wrinkleface]

Well my day is ruined

Ahhh, go whack off & chalk it up 2 estrogen!!!!:26:

 

[DollaBill]

I'll take his money!!!!!!:26:

I wouldn't trade places for anything if I had to be that douchey.

 

[Wrinkleface]

I wouldn't trade places for anything if I had to be that douchey.

I think U missed my response!! I will take care of his teeth 4 $$$$$$$$$$$$$:sifone:

 

[waterboy222]

shes not THAT great in bed, guys..

 

[sledge]

If she's as Christian as she says she is, then she won't do a chick. Not so appealing. And while I'm glad silicone is making a comeback, I'm still a fan of natural...

 

[Wrinkleface]

shes not THAT great in bed, guys..

off the pipe!!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[DollaBill]

If she's as Christian as she says she is, then she won't do a chick. Not so appealing. And while I'm glad silicone is making a comeback, I'm still a fan of natural...

religion screws up so many chicks that could be so dirty.

 

[RLJ676]

religion screws up so many chicks that could be so dirty.

Aren't they usually the dirtiest?

 

[DollaBill]

Aren't they usually the dirtiest?

oustanding point

 

[stecz20]

Aren't they usually the dirtiest?

yes, correct... i love catholic girls.. yummy...:26::26:

 

[Bobcat]

yes, correct... i love catholic girls.. yummy...:26::26:

"with their tiny little mustache"

 

[Chris]

She held on to her crown and her title, so you know she had to blow that old scumbag Trump. Phelps is a definite step up.

 

[Wrinkleface]

She held on to her crown and her title, so you know she had to blow that old scumbag Trump. Phelps is a definite step up.

tell us how ya really feel there Mr. SERIOUS!!!!!!:26: your pizzed cuz he didn't have 2 text!!!

 

[fund razor]

"with their tiny little mustache"

I was gonna quote some more of the song.... but that's pretty much the entire clean part.

 

[Chris]

It cracks me up watching Trump sit in moral judgement of ANYONE.

At the end of the day, it's manufactured theatrics meant to keep him and his properties in the media.