Midgets!!!!

[high-tide]

What's with all of these midget reality TV shows. Who is the target audience?
First the midget parents with the midget and non-midget kids, then the midget with the pit bulls and all the midget employees and now a whole company of midgets making chocolate. WTF is going on? I don't get it.
HT

 

[Wrinkleface]

Who is the target audience?

Fundy!!!:leaving:

 

[fund razor]

Fundy!!!:leaving:

You ain't right Doc.

 

[cigdaze]

Funny, some of us were were just speaking of midgets today.

 

[Smarty]

I want to see a reality show of midget hookers, now that would make me both laugh and vomit.

 

[Knot 4 Me]

Farm animals, firearms, and midgets were common sundry items at parties where I grew up.

 

[Wrinkleface]

I want to see a reality show of midget hookers,

there is that M hooker in the movie Total Recall w/ Arnie on Mars I think it was!!!:willy_nilly:

 

[fund razor]

I want to see a reality show of midget hookers, now that would make me both laugh and vomit.

Some working titles:

Short Skirts.

Low Hos.

The Bridget the Midget and Gimp the Pimp Show.

The Lowdown.

Little Women Working.

Big City Lights: Short Stack Nights.

 

[Chris]

I remember an interview with Ozzy a bunch of years back. He used to have this bit in his show about killing midgets. One night backstage a cop asked him if he was Ozzy- he replied that yes, he was. The cop preceded to ask him how he was able to find a steady supply of the midgets he was killing onstage. Ozzy was astonished that the cop was more concerned with how he found them than he was over the fact that he was killing them.

 

[Chris]

 

[MacGyver]

Last week I saw a 500 pound guy and a tiny midget riding around on the electric shopping carts at Wally World for more then two hours. My first thought was the circus must be in town The midget was so short he needed to stand on the shopping cart seat to see into one of those big boxes full of DVD's on the sales floor. I tried to take a picture, but I was working and didn't want to get in trouble.

 

[phragle]

I did see a midget stripper last month.......

 

[MacGyver]

My local comedy club had a midget comedian last week.

http://www.tanyaleedavis.com/, then click on "bio".

 

[high-tide]

TLC is coming out with midget crab fishermen next year. No crap. Well I am not swearing on the Bible told, just told.
HT

 

[Bobcat]

a midget was pick pocketed on Duval last night....

how could anyone stoop so low......:leaving:

 

[high-tide]

I think it's disgusting, you just don't get any lower than that.
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Scratch that ...it is KW

 

[DollaBill]

Eh hem. I am the official midget officer here and all the places I party in. Anything you want to know about midgets ask. I like to refer to them as "gods little punctuation marks".

I tried to hire a midget to wear a tux and a flavor flav clock around his neck and follow me around at night so I could call him my "watch" Think your presidential is cool? I have a phuking GUY. I have many examples. Or the midgets in chaps chained to the front door who could only bark, not talk. The list is endless

 

[DollaBill]

Hired these guys to play at Blue Martini one night. Some of the funniest sh!t you've ever seen.

 

[WeaponX]

I saw a movie once called " Snow white and the Seven Inch Dwarfs " :sifone:

 

[DollaBill]

I have midget porn. Lots of it. For some reason i always get it on my birthday