MarylandMark MIA?

[Ratickle]

I heard it was a combination of several issues.........

Probably in this order.....

 

[Bobcat]

same thing I heard....my guess is he is handcuffed to some bed and his iphone finally went dead :26:

if he would have only registered with the google locator : 26:

 

[MarylandMark]

I am alive! It's been a wild 2009 so far...

Vegas for the Superbowl (yea, it was played in Tampa but the party is always in Vegas!). I was up at the tables for a while pimpin SOS Style but in the end they took it all!!! I had the massage chick there for 4 hours straight!! ($2 per minute to massage neck/shoulders/back right at the table while you play).

It was Chinese New Year as well- think she (said her name was Cum Fuk Me) gave me the frickin Bird Flu so I've been laid up all week trying to recover. If I see her again I'm going to do the same things to her but not tip as well.

I've been watching a foreclosure since 3/08. It just came on the market and trying to figure out how much it is going to cost to get her up and running again so I know how high to go on my offer. Needs a lot of work so going to try to do a 203K Rehab loan


Real reason:

I didn't want to log in on SOS because I didn't want the "new post" button to reset until I had time to read every thing. I was thinking of getting a new name as well and wanted my IP out of your log- that $1K of loot would look good being sent to me!

 

[cigdaze]

Welcome back...sounds like a good time followed by a requisite recovery period.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (except the bird flu).

 

[Seltzer]

Bird flu, now ive heard it all. :ack2:

 

[Bobcat]

the bird has replaced the gerbil:ack2:

 

[fund razor]

Maybe in Vegas instead of "bottle service" he got "bottlenose service" and he refuses to leave.

Get it, "bottlenose?"

I give up. Tough crowd.

 

[MarylandMark]

I got it- bottlenose...

Stealth sig I see... or I mean I don't I guess?

 

[Wrinkleface]

not sure.....something about the chinese new year I heard

Hope he was NOT do'n anything w/ my Chinese Shar-Pei!!!

 

[dykstra]

Welcome back!

 

[MarylandMark]

Just so you all don't worry-

I'm heading down to Myrtle Beach until Tuesday- going to be 67 this weekend!!!!

If ya'll want to keep all your warm wishes for me on this thread so I don't have 3484 pages of new post when I get back that would be much appreciated...

ps- send money. I haven't been drinking in warm weather in 5 weeks so it might get interesting...

 

[sellsman11]

I just faxed you a Grand. Have fun!:sifone:

 

[ChiefApache]

Just so you all don't worry-

I'm heading down to Myrtle Beach until Tuesday- going to be 67 this weekend!!!!

If ya'll want to keep all your warm wishes for me on this thread so I don't have 3484 pages of new post when I get back that would be much appreciated...

ps- send money. I haven't been drinking in warm weather in 5 weeks so it might get interesting...

And people think we have the life........

Have a great time Mark! I'm glad you clarified that you haven't been drinking in "warm weather".

 

[JJ Apache]

I just faxed you a Grand. Have fun!:sifone:

THAT is funny :26:

 

[JJ Apache]

have a good time Mark......

 

[MarylandMark]

THAT is funny

Stop it- he needs no encouragement...

 

[Bobthebuilder]

Enjoy, Mark and keep out of trouble.:rofl:

 

[ChiefApache]

ttt

Don't want Mark to think we've forgot about him while he's out on his long weekend drunk. :ack2:

 

[ChiefApache]

It's Tuesday!

Where are you? :toetap05::toetap05:

 

[Chris]

He's in mourning. All broken up that we ate his Islamorada dolphin.