Leasing vs Purchasing

gerritm

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Whic way makes more sense?:confused::cheer


Purchasing




The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. She had only one leg and was known as viper-mouth.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.






Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.






Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:
? a 22 year old
? no begging
? no coaxing
? never a headache
? happily agrees to all requests
? no complaining
? no honey-do lists

? has great leg(s)!!
? Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.


Heather and Kristen
 

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