Tommy Gun
Charter Member
There were so many rain clouds in L.A. today, I could barely see the dark cloud hanging over NBC.
Hi, I’m Conan O’Brien, and I’m just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history.
Yesterday, there were rallies for me in cities across the country, including in Chicago. You can tell things are bad when even Cubs fans feel sorry for you.
Conan says he wants to work for a network that's more trustworthy than NBC. How about Al Jazeera?
Things are so bad at NBC now that earlier today, the NBC peacock walked into a KFC and surrendered.
Of course, there are other entertainment stories in the news. Some people who have gone to see “Avatar” say it’s caused them to have headaches, dizziness, nausea, and blurry eyesight. Meanwhile, James Cameron says it’s caused him to have a billion dollars.
I'm not surprised at the success of "Avatar." People always like heroes that are brightly colored: The bright blue people in "Avatar," the light green guy in "Shrek," and the orange people on "Jersey Shore."
A new $65 tour called the “L.A. Gang Tour” is being offered in Los Angeles that takes tourists through L.A.’s most dangerous neighborhoods. The gang tour is also known by its other name, “A cab ride from the airport.”
It looks like California is about to legalize marijuana. And you thought Gov. Schwarzenegger was hard to understand before.
New Jersey legalized medical marijuana. Finally, the cast of "Jersey Shore" can get a prescription for something other than penicillin.
The French Health Ministry issued a warning to watch out for heroin that has been contaminated with anthrax. What is the world coming to?
Ted Kennedy's Senate seat, which he had for many years, is now up for grabs. The election is pretty close, but my money is on Jay Leno.
I just read that President Obama plans to deliver his State of the Union address next Wednesday, January 27. Until then he’s just at home going, “Please everything get better by Wednesday, please get better by Wednesday . . . ”
Sarah Palin is saying that her deal with Fox News wouldn’t keep her from running for president in 2012. However, Palin did admit that her deal with Fox News will keep her from winning.
Chemical Ali was recently sentenced to his fourth death sentence. I hope this doesn't tarnish his "nice guy" image.
It's getting so expensive to check baggage that people who aren't even terrorists are hiding stuff in their underpants.
There’s a new iPhone app that alerts you if your spouse is trying to read your e-mails and text messages. Experts are calling it a revolutionary product. Meanwhile, Tiger's calling it "about two months too late."
Hi, I’m Conan O’Brien, and I’m just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history.
Yesterday, there were rallies for me in cities across the country, including in Chicago. You can tell things are bad when even Cubs fans feel sorry for you.
Conan says he wants to work for a network that's more trustworthy than NBC. How about Al Jazeera?
Things are so bad at NBC now that earlier today, the NBC peacock walked into a KFC and surrendered.
Of course, there are other entertainment stories in the news. Some people who have gone to see “Avatar” say it’s caused them to have headaches, dizziness, nausea, and blurry eyesight. Meanwhile, James Cameron says it’s caused him to have a billion dollars.
I'm not surprised at the success of "Avatar." People always like heroes that are brightly colored: The bright blue people in "Avatar," the light green guy in "Shrek," and the orange people on "Jersey Shore."
A new $65 tour called the “L.A. Gang Tour” is being offered in Los Angeles that takes tourists through L.A.’s most dangerous neighborhoods. The gang tour is also known by its other name, “A cab ride from the airport.”
It looks like California is about to legalize marijuana. And you thought Gov. Schwarzenegger was hard to understand before.
New Jersey legalized medical marijuana. Finally, the cast of "Jersey Shore" can get a prescription for something other than penicillin.
The French Health Ministry issued a warning to watch out for heroin that has been contaminated with anthrax. What is the world coming to?
Ted Kennedy's Senate seat, which he had for many years, is now up for grabs. The election is pretty close, but my money is on Jay Leno.
I just read that President Obama plans to deliver his State of the Union address next Wednesday, January 27. Until then he’s just at home going, “Please everything get better by Wednesday, please get better by Wednesday . . . ”
Sarah Palin is saying that her deal with Fox News wouldn’t keep her from running for president in 2012. However, Palin did admit that her deal with Fox News will keep her from winning.
Chemical Ali was recently sentenced to his fourth death sentence. I hope this doesn't tarnish his "nice guy" image.
It's getting so expensive to check baggage that people who aren't even terrorists are hiding stuff in their underpants.
There’s a new iPhone app that alerts you if your spouse is trying to read your e-mails and text messages. Experts are calling it a revolutionary product. Meanwhile, Tiger's calling it "about two months too late."
