Bobcat
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Subject: Hair of the Dog .....
A woman discovered her dog was having a hearing problem, so she took her pet to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears, so he cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then advised the woman if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some over-the-counter hair remover, and rub it in her dog's ears once a month.
So the woman makes a trip to the local the drugstore and purchases some "Nair."
At the register, the pharmacist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The woman says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for couple of days."
The woman says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week".
A woman discovered her dog was having a hearing problem, so she took her pet to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears, so he cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet then advised the woman if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some over-the-counter hair remover, and rub it in her dog's ears once a month.
So the woman makes a trip to the local the drugstore and purchases some "Nair."
At the register, the pharmacist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The woman says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for couple of days."
The woman says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week".
