Jewelry store break-in

[Buoy]

Isn't Steve Quick a boater and a member on the boards?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/10/thieves-pull-off-stunning-gem-heist-in-chicago/

 

[fund razor]

He is the driver of an SBI 32 cat, last I heard.
Looks like some version of an inside job.

Obviously it was somebody who thought that they could fence the jewels. And somebody who knew the physical and alarm coverage layout. They only took the valueable stuff and left the rest. So, they had some knowledge of what was valuable also.

Hopefully he is not involved, for obvious reasons, but also so the case doesn't become a major topic of the forums with regular court dates, etc. Some people just can't get enough of that.

 

[Buoy]

They only took the valueable stuff and left the rest. So, they had some knowledge of what was valuable also.

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"The most intriguing item left behind by the burglars who escaped unseen was an ice bucket full of beer."

I think Bobcat and myself would both disagree with your statement here...

 

[fund razor]

Good point. While we all have power tools, the fact that the beer was left behind provides an alibi for several of us.

 

[Bobcat]

No sh*t.....I'd have left behind an empty bucket of Beer cans......and some pee.

 

[Buoy]

Good point. While we all have power tools, the fact that the beer was left behind provides an alibi for several of us.

Just picture the three of us, with the arsenal of tools we have between us...
But there is NO WAY we would have left cold beer at the scene

I'd be acquitted before the ghost of Johnny Cochran even made the opening statement.
"If the beer is still cold, they wouldn't fold"

"who am I"?
"I'm still Johnny Cochran, with a beer in my hand"

 

[fund razor]

Just picture the three of us, with the arsenal of tools we have between us...
But there is NO WAY we would have left cold beer at the scene

I'd be acquitted before the ghost of Johnny Cochran even made the opening statement.
"If the beer is still cold, they wouldn't fold"

"who am I"?
"I'm still Johnny Cochran, with a beer in my hand"

LMAO... I think that I just left a little pee behind.

 

[fund razor]

They could try to shove me through the hole.

"If Fund doesn't fit.... you must acquit."

Unfortunately there is internet evidence that I have cut entire gas tanks out with an angle grinder. Dam.

 

[Buoy]

They could try to shove me through the hole.

"If Fund doesn't fit.... you must acquit."

Unfortunately there is internet evidence that I have cut entire gas tanks out with an angle grinder. Dam.

Did you have beer in your hand?

 

[fund razor]

Did you have beer in your hand?

I had to put it down for a second to post.

 

[Buoy]

Jeebus, I Hijack my own thread with my second post...

Phuckin mail-order Russian grinder wheels.
Otherwise you could have kept the beer in your hand.

 

[Bobcat]

Surely they do not think I stole my only piece of jewelry......a beat to hell 2006 G SHOCK.....I can't believe the battery is still cranking.

 

[Ratickle]

Steve runs the white Stock Outboard with the twin canopies....


Nice guy, I really like him...

 

[fund razor]

Jeebus, I Hijack my own thread with my second post...

Phuckin mail-order Russian grinder wheels.
Otherwise you could have kept the beer in your hand.

Russian women are mail order. The grinding wheels are harbor freight.

 

[fund razor]

Steve runs the white Stock Outboard with the twin canopies....


Nice guy, I really like him...

Hopefully he was insured. We have been joking around, but $500,000 is a big kick in the nuts and it's bad PR. I would have to assume that he was insured and will move past this (can't avoid the pun, I tried) quickly.

 

[fund razor]

Surely they do not think I stole my only piece of jewelry......a beat to hell 2006 G SHOCK.....I can't believe the battery is still cranking.

I do not currently own a watch because I already know I am late. My jewelry is a keychain with a floaty on it.

 

[Donskihp]

A floaty key chain is the best kind