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Raleigh, NC (UPI) -- Jeff Gordon announced today that he
was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed
Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's
scheme to employ "Undocumented" youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Tucson, Arizona were
able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment; whereas Gordon's existing crew could only
do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high
tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint
scheme, altered the VIN, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10
cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.
was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed
Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's
scheme to employ "Undocumented" youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Tucson, Arizona were
able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment; whereas Gordon's existing crew could only
do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high
tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint
scheme, altered the VIN, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10
cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff
Gordon's wife in the shower.
