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Jack Bauer VS. Chuck Norris

Sea-Dated said:
True but what good is martial arts when the other guy is 40 feet away with a .45 ponted at you?

Point goes to the gun there.....
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Maybe, but how often do you "carry". Are you "carrying" right now? Chuck Norris is always "carrying". :p

Plus, 40 feet? When was the last time you had a confrontation from 40 feet away? A confrontation usually occurs within fighting distance. Chuck Norris would kick ass before a gun was drawn! :D
 
P.S. When you go downtown, do you carry a gun? I would say not. However, when I go downtown I always carry a pocket knife. When confronted I would rather have a knife in my back pocket than a gun in the dresser drawer. :eek:
 
clayinaustin said:
Maybe, but how often do you "carry". Are you "carrying" right now? Chuck Norris is always "carrying". :p

Plus, 40 feet? When was the last time you had a confrontation from 40 feet away? A confrontation usually occurs within fighting distance. Chuck Norris would kick ass before a gun was drawn! :D
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Good points......:boxing_smiley:
 
clayinaustin said:
P.S. When you go downtown, do you carry a gun? I would say not. However, when I go downtown I always carry a pocket knife. When confronted I would rather have a knife in my back pocket than a gun in the dresser drawer. :eek:
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Yes, when I leave the house I am carrying..... Gun and knife.....

Unless I am going into a bar where you can not legally carry, then gun is in the car and knife is still in my pocket....
 
Sea-Dated said:
Good choice......

Blades don't jam or run out of ammo.....:sifone:
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And they are silent. Silent and deadly. :eek:

If someone pulls a gun on me in a crowded area (like a downtown street), I doubt they will actually pull the trigger and cause a dozen cops running to their location. But, if someone pulls a knife on me, I would back down. If I didn't backoff, there is an excellent chance they would stab me. :ack2:

In a crowded area, a knife is more of a threat than a gun.

Just my humble opinion. :p
 
Sea-Dated said:
Yes, when I leave the house I am carrying..... Gun and knife.....

Unless I am going into a bar where you can not legally carry, then gun is in the car and knife is still in my pocket....
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A chick friend of a friend says she is going out. It was late and I asked her if she wants company and suggested she doesn't go out alone.

She smiled and responded," Don't worry about me I carry three knives and a gun."
 
Bobcat said:
keep in mind both of them together would tip the scales at about 220 pounds, and they are both actors jack bauer does have a better wig than the texas ranger, but they would not last ten minutes in a good bar fight.:sifone:
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no , chuck norris doesnt just do fake karate in movies , chuck norris is a black belt in brazilian jiu jitsu , he would choke that other dude out in about 45 seconds


ill put my money on chuck norris in a one on one fight aginst most guys who hang out in bars


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