So we're at the SBI awards banquet and they announce that they're having a special guest presenter- Reggie Fountain!
Dave looks at me- I look at Dave. He says "you're comin' up" I say "You're not $hitting I'm coming up".
As the P-class presentations go along, the MC says "If anyone wants to say a few words, just ask for the mic..." Dave sees the look in my eye and says "better not". So I just graciously accepted my award from Reggie and we split.
Fun times!