I'm in love with a Chinese man

MarylandMark

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I addicted to the Mall Massage Man!!!

20 minutes for $21 and no appointment needed!

I love a good massage but being some place at a certain time makes it more of an appointment in a work sense than relaxing for me.
 

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Jesus man, have you no masculinity left?? First your in a MALL, then your PAYING a guy to rub on you??? Does the chinese guy have a frequent massage card? on the 5th visit you get a free giftcard to Bed Bath and Beyond???
 
What on Earth possessed you to title this thread? Some people just cant keep it in the closet.

At least I get to use my favorite emoticon
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Ok, intervention in MD asap. Who's in?

It will entail strip clubs, women with loose morals and lots of alcohol. Mark needs our help
 
Jesus man, have you no masculinity left?? First your in a MALL, then your PAYING a guy to rub on you??? Does the chinese guy have a frequent massage card? on the 5th visit you get a free giftcard to Bed Bath and Beyond???

It keeps him out of Bra World.
 
at least we know how this chinese guy learned to communicate and seduce you
 

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I addicted to the Mall Massage Man!!!

20 minutes for $21 and no appointment needed!

I love a good massage but being some place at a certain time makes it more of an appointment in a work sense than relaxing for me.

But REALLY Dude, THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!! GET HELP ASAP!!:willy_nilly:
 
What a Chinese Restaurant Menu might sound like :D

A LA CARTE

Cum Drop Soup
Pee Yu Platter
Hoo Flung Poo
Suc Sum Tit
Yung Poon Tang


LUNCHEON SPECIALS

Sum Yung Chick........$6.99
Won Hung Lo...........$6.99
Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69
Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99
Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69
Fuc Yu Man............$6.69


DINNER COMBINATIONS

1. Goo In Hand..............$2.69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie $9.69
Fresh every 2.7 days For those dining alone

2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99
Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge

3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99
Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast

4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99
Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf

5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69
No take out orders You get what you pay for

6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
Not available after 10:00 PM

7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99
Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy

8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated

9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99
Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce For Those In A hurry

10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99
Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More Not Available On School Nights

11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99
Chef's Special Chef's Special

12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69
Speciality of The House Low Cal Diet Special
 
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That is wrong on soooo many levels, I'm just not sure where to start.:willy_nilly::willy_nilly:


I'm trying to get the "Intervention" people on the phone now. This could easily be their best show!!!!!!!!!
 
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