What a Chinese Restaurant Menu might sound like
A LA CARTE
Cum Drop Soup
Pee Yu Platter
Hoo Flung Poo
Suc Sum Tit
Yung Poon Tang
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
Sum Yung Chick........$6.99
Won Hung Lo...........$6.99
Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69
Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99
Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69
Fuc Yu Man............$6.69
DINNER COMBINATIONS
1. Goo In Hand..............$2.69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie $9.69
Fresh every 2.7 days For those dining alone
2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99
Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge
3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99
Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast
4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99
Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69
No take out orders You get what you pay for
6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
Not available after 10:00 PM
7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99
Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99
Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce For Those In A hurry
10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99
Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More Not Available On School Nights
11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99
Chef's Special Chef's Special
12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69
Speciality of The House Low Cal Diet Special