If they're so smart...

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Why do they keep getting caught in those fishing nets?! Wonder how many scuba divers are killed by commecial fishing each year.



Scientists: Dolphins Should Be Treated as 'Non-Human Persons'
London Times

Dolphins have long been recognized as among the most intelligent of animals but many researchers had placed them below chimps.

Dolphins have been declared the world's second most intelligent creatures after humans, with scientists suggesting they are so bright that they should be treated as "non-human persons."

Studies into dolphin behavior have highlighted how similar their communications are to those of humans and that they are brighter than chimpanzees. These have been backed up by anatomical research showing that dolphin brains have many key features associated with high intelligence.

The researchers argue that their work shows it is morally unacceptable to keep such intelligent animals in amusement parks or to kill them for food or by accident when fishing. Some 300,000 whales, dolphins and porpoises die in this way each year.

"Many dolphin brains are larger than our own and second in mass only to the human brain when corrected for body size," said Lori Marino, a zoologist at Emory University in Atlanta, Georgia, who has used magnetic resonance imaging scans to map the brains of dolphin species and compare them with those of primates.

"The neuroanatomy suggests psychological continuity between humans and dolphins and has profound implications for the ethics of human-dolphin interactions," she added.

Dolphins have long been recognised as among the most intelligent of animals but many researchers had placed them below chimps, which some studies have found can reach the intelligence levels of three-year-old children. Recently, however, a series of behavioral studies has suggested that dolphins, especially species such as the bottlenose, could be the brighter of the two. The studies show how dolphins have distinct personalities, a strong sense of self and can think about the future.





http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010...ns-treated-non-human-persons/?test=latestnews
 
Maybe there are stupid dolphins, but we have them covered.

Mortality statistics for the United States. Of the 2,400,000-plus Americans who die each year, over 45,000 are killed in transport accidents. The number of homicides, poisonings, and drunk driving fatalities are roughly the same, at around 17,000 each. Perhaps more surprisingly, a stunning 178,000 Americans die from medical or hospital error every year. :sifone:
 
Maybe there are stupid dolphins, but we have them covered.

178,000 Americans die from medical or hospital error every year. :sifone:


How often does your mechanic get it right the first time, everytime when fixing your car or boat etc.. And the human body is a MUCH more complicated machine.

Just something to think about......
 
How often does your mechanic get it right the first time, everytime when fixing your car or boat etc.. And the human body is a MUCH more complicated machine.

Just something to think about......

Hey, that wasn't a personal attack. I know you cant possibly be responsible for all of them.:smash::cheers2:
 
How often does your mechanic get it right the first time, everytime when fixing your car or boat etc.. And the human body is a MUCH more complicated machine.

Just something to think about......

And the doctor has to work on you with the "engine running" :D
 
And the doctor has to work on you with the "engine running" :D

I went to a really hot female doctor. First thing she tells me is I have to stop masturbating. I ask "Why doc?" she tells me, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Badump bump

But seriously, I volunteered at the National Aquarium for a while as a diver and interacted very closely with dolphins. They are about as smart as your average dog. They will do tricks for treats, and they will be curious about things, but basically they do what dogs do, minus the sleeping on the couch and licking their balls. I expect it will be at least 8-12 years before one is awarded the Nobel Peace prize, sooner if he is a democrat.
 
I went to a really hot female doctor. First thing she tells me is I have to stop masturbating. I ask "Why doc?" she tells me, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Badump bump

But seriously, I volunteered at the National Aquarium for a while as a diver and interacted very closely with dolphins. They are about as smart as your average dog. They will do tricks for treats, and they will be curious about things, but basically they do what dogs do, minus the sleeping on the couch and licking their balls. I expect it will be at least 8-12 years before one is awarded the Nobel Peace prize, sooner if he is a democrat.

That is like a shotgun blast of hilarity! Nicely done! :sifone:
 
I went to a really hot female doctor. First thing she tells me is I have to stop masturbating. I ask "Why doc?" she tells me, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Badump bump

But seriously, I volunteered at the National Aquarium for a while as a diver and interacted very closely with dolphins. They are about as smart as your average dog. They will do tricks for treats, and they will be curious about things, but basically they do what dogs do, minus the sleeping on the couch and licking their balls. I expect it will be at least 8-12 years before one is awarded the Nobel Peace prize, sooner if he is a democrat.

Nice. :D :rofl: :cheers2:
 
When they get jobs and start paying taxes, I'll start worrying about them. Until then they should be thankful they're not on the menu at Red Lobster.
 
When they get jobs and start paying taxes, I'll start worrying about them. Until then they should be thankful they're not on the menu at Red Lobster.

Could do a manatee/bottle nose combo with a side of humpback dressing, that's some good eatin' right there.:sifone:
 
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