I'm currently considering going on a hunger strike... Anyone who knows me well knows that my absolute favorite desert, and probably top 5 favorite nonpoisionous ingestible items, is Key Lime Pie.
And so, considering that, I told my wife last night that I am going to stop eating Key Lime Pie until I taste it next in Key West at the World Championships...
Of course that means at best, I'm going to have to wait roughly 14 months to eat it, but I think that will demonstrate the gravity of this issue to her.