That was so funny.
And by the time he turned and said... "yeah.... little bumps...." I was laughing my azz off.
It was like he had the "I'm not going to Key West" blues.
"no Billie Jean hat"
You could redo it and have every sentence end in "But I'm not going to key west."
Like this:
Yeah, there are little bumps... but I'm not going to key west.