Halloween is one of my favorites. I just love tormenting my neighbor's lids.
A couple years ago, I gave out slices of Velveeta cheese. Last year I sent my neighbor's kid home with beer and cigarettes (he's in high school and still dressing for trick-or treat. I pre-arranged that one with his dad).
Last night all the little bastards in the neighborhood rang my doorbell every 5 minutes. So tonight I'll reciprocate- when they come by I'll turn the hose on them.