Got an idea for my new dream job...

Buoy

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This is going to require me to move to KW.
(Bobcat - can I get some sofa space until I get my project off the ground??)

I hate radio and media this time of year - you can't get away from Christmas stuff.
But, every year, it's the same damn thing. The Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Gary "Ho Ho" Hoey... While it's kind of cool, it's still the same damn thing every year.
These guys are making a living touring for like a month and a half a year, doing the same gig every year. And doing the same radio interviews every year.

So, here's my plan:
Buy a steel drum, and learn to play Christmas songs on it. (Com'on who doesn't love the sound of a steel drum).
Grow my hair back out so I look like Jeff Spicoli again, and be a beach bum.
Record and sell the record's with a couple rasta guys playing percussion - and tour and do radio interviews.
It's so simple it could work.
What do you think?
I maybe should have just posted this in the PUI thread...:biggrinjester:
 
It's only going to work if you get that guy with the stunt-cats to work with you and create a true, "experience" rather than just music...
 
can i join? i fit the bill!! i have musical talent and the clothes to wear in kw!!
 

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It's only going to work if you get that guy with the stunt-cats to work with you and create a true, "experience" rather than just music...

I kinda liked the "22" Uncle Sam guy - maybe I can hire him for 4th of July, and we'll do patriotic songs.
Thanks Sean - good idea.
I could really make this thing happen!!!
 
can i join? i fit the bill!! i have musical talent and the clothes to wear in kw!!

Dude, I remember your pic from the mugshot thread...
You'd be perfect!!!
Do you already have some bongo's??
I mean real bongo's??
With the stand and everything??
If not, we'll talk to FeverMike - I'm sure he can hook us up.
 
Il come see ya, get a cat named Oscar, and a dog named Mo, teach them to play steel drums and you may be onto something.
 
Il come see ya, get a cat named Oscar, and a dog named Mo, teach them to play steel drums and you may be onto something.

In my book, all cats are the same, so non-issue.

What breed of dog would you recommend??

I just noticed that my sig line is starting to make more sense now...
 
Dude, I remember your pic from the mugshot thread...
You'd be perfect!!!
Do you already have some bongo's??
I mean real bongo's??
With the stand and everything??
If not, we'll talk to FeverMike - I'm sure he can hook us up.

nope BUT i do have a banjo, a yukelale, a mini accordian and a kazoo. i sing a mean wanted dead or alive!
 
In my book, all cats are the same, so non-issue.

What breed of dog would you recommend??

I just noticed that my sig line is starting to make more sense now...

Golden Retriever, preferably with a parrot on its back, you may want to take up sword juggleing while your at it. :D
 
its only going to work if you get the jamaican tour guide guy to open for you, HA HAA HAAA!!

He would be a good candidate!!
He's in.

Golden Retriever, preferably with a parrot on its back, you may want to take up sword juggleing while your at it. :D

Golden wouldn't be goofy enough, but they are awfully friendly.
Remember - this is a Christmas thing, so the dog is going to have a sense of humility and wear the damn antlers.
Need a more goofy, uncommon breed. Can't have people thinking about "rufus" that they left at home tonight.
I was hoping the 22/Uncle Sam guy would keep me from having to juggle.
I can juggle, just not very well.
Sharp objects, and lots of beer, and juggling... 1+1+1=amputation.
Hell, I still need to learn to play "Rudolph" on the steel drum.
You have to admit....
The sound of a steel drum just mentally puts you on a beach...
 
Ok, got it. I got a retarded azz redbone and a reccently sawed off 8pt rack. All you gotta do is learn to play Rudolphf the dumbazz hound dog.
 
If you're going for the island thing with a rasta band, I think the dog you need is a Komondor. What other dog comes with dreads?
 

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