Gone native

there is no such thing as a random shuffle, that's why the same f u c k i n g songs play over and over and over and over and over (perhaps I should have skipped that last cup of coffee):sifone:
 
just attacked the conch train, 12 years of hearing " wreck ashore" has pushed me beyond the limits, you should have seen the terror in their eyes as I chased it down the street, almost caught it, but 4 miles per hour is 2 miles too fast,
don't worry, I am laying in wait for the next one,think " drunken speed bump" that'll teach em!:reddevil:
 
just attacked the conch train, 12 years of hearing " wreck ashore" has pushed me beyond the limits, you should have seen the terror in their eyes as I chased it down the street, almost caught it, but 4 miles per hour is 2 miles too fast,
don't worry, I am laying in wait for the next one,think " drunken speed bump" that'll teach em!:reddevil:

They'll never see what hit them, or, eh, what they hit...
 
just attacked the conch train, 12 years of hearing " wreck ashore" has pushed me beyond the limits, you should have seen the terror in their eyes as I chased it down the street, almost caught it, but 4 miles per hour is 2 miles too fast,
don't worry, I am laying in wait for the next one,think " drunken speed bump" that'll teach em!:reddevil:

Make sure your not followed, if a chicken offers you candy to get into a black van DONT! do it.

If the chicken offers you rum to get into the van, then punch him in the beak steal his rum and run away.
 
thought about going down the street and cleaning the riffraff out of the don's place bar, but they already kicked me out for a year. dammit man I need closure ( or more beer ):26:


Isn't closure when the ugly lights come on?
 
When my brother was in the Navy, he said the Captain had a talk with the crew about LBFM's before sailing into Subic Bay, which happens to be where I was born. :)
 
Havent ate the grunts and grits, but ive been to the Stuffed Pig several times for breakfest. Gator Tail.:drool5:

That's the spot! Fresh gator tastes much better than frozen......................or so I've heard. ;)
 
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