Gasparilla Boat Chase --- Dumb azzzes

Wardey

Founding Member
TAMPA - A Lutz man who led authorities on a high-speed boat chase in January is scheduled to plead guilty this morning to federal charges of ramming a Coast Guard chase boat.

Mark Koert, 27, is scheduled to enter his plea before U.S. District Magistrate Thomas B. McCoun III. He signed a plea agreement with prosecutors last month.

Koert is accused of stealing a 28-foot Maxum powerboat from a Harbour Island dock Jan. 26 as Gasparilla festivities were winding down. Authorities noticed the boat running at a high speed without lights in Tampa Bay.

A Coast Guard boat was patrolling near Davis Islands when the crew heard a call for assistance. The boat intercepted the vessel, according to the plea agreement. The crew pulled aside and ordered the pilot to pull over. but Koert ignored the order.

Instead, Koert admits to sharply turning toward the chase boat and trying to ram it.

The Coast Guardsmen fired two shotgun rounds into the Maxum's engine area. Koert responded by ramming his pursuers, putting his boat into the chase boat, landing on its port bow.

The guardsmen fired more rounds, but Koert, according to the plea agreement, was able to reverse his direction and break the two boats apart. He eventually ran aground in shallow water near the Platt Street Bridge.

Koert is to plead guilty to charges of forcibly assaulting federal officers with a deadly weapon, criminal damage to government property and failure to obey an order to heave to. The charges carry a maximum sentence of 35 years if sentenced consecutively.

In exchange of waiving being indicted by a grand jury and pleading guilty, prosecutors have agreed to recommend Koert receive a sentence at the lower end of the federal sentencing guidelines.
 
That's the first thing I thought - Good thing he wasn't driving a faster boat.

I was down for Gasparilla last year but I didn't hear anything about this. Knowing how this little celebration goes for me every time I have made it.... I would about guarantee alcohol was involved. :ack2:
 
That's the first thing I thought - Good thing he wasn't driving a faster boat.

I was down for Gasparilla last year but I didn't hear anything about this. Knowing how this little celebration goes for me every time I have made it.... I would about guarantee alcohol was involved. :ack2:
That's a given. It's madness. I usually try to have no part in it, avoiding it like a plague. :eek:
 

Attachments

  • gasparilla1.jpg
    gasparilla1.jpg
    9.5 KB · Views: 326
  • gasparilla2.jpg
    gasparilla2.jpg
    57.1 KB · Views: 97
  • gasparilla3.jpeg
    gasparilla3.jpeg
    59.4 KB · Views: 74
imagine if he had rammed the coasties with a fountain... that beak could have done some major damage.....
 
At least the Maxum offered some protection from the shot gun blasts. You could probably sink a fountain with a pea shooter! :26:
 
When I heard of this a while back when I was talking to some folks from DC...I was suprised they did not shoot him with when he turned into there boat...its an assult with a deadly weapon...what ever he gets..its wont be enough....
 
I wonder what they consider "high speed" in a 28' Maxum?
Probably about 40 mph. You'd think that he would at least steal something that was actually WORTH stealing. Of course, azzhats like this are not generally know for excessive intelligence.... :biggrinjester:
 
I never went to Gaspo. It's always too damn cold and windy. Especially when you are crossing that big azz bay! :ack2:
 
Back
Top