Friday Funnies

[Ratickle]

For those of you requesting "Bobcat and Buoy's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines" I'd like to put in some of their best work for your personal review. The new Hardcover Limited Edition, autographed and with select pictures, (one teaser below), of the two authors will be available at your nearest high-end bookstore in the not too near future.

Thank You for your patience......




1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up


:sifone::sifone::sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day.

"In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive.
However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative.
But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."

(My guess, it was Fund......:sifone

 

[rschap1]

 

[old377guy]

that took a moment....I'm a deep processor not a fast processor:sifone:

 

[Ratickle]

that took a moment....I'm a deep processor not a fast processor:sifone:

Which? The list of pickup lines?????:huh:

 

[Bobcat]

Buoy has really let himself go in that picture:reddevil:

 

[old377guy]

Which? The list of pickup lines?????:huh:

the "Yeah, Right"