Friday Funnies

[Ratickle]

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy.



















Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

 

[Ratickle]

Two old men in an old folk's home were recalling experiences of their younger days.

The first old man said, "I'll never forget the morning when I went bear hunting for the first time."

The second old man asked, "What happened"?

The first old man replied, "It was a cold morning, and I was sitting on the ridge looking for a bear, when all of the sudden an 8-foot-tall bear came up from behind and went ROAR, and I just schit my pants" (turning red with embarrassment).

The second old man said, "Hell that's nothing to be embarrassed about, I'd have done the same thing if an 8-foot bear came upon me."




The first old man said, "No, not then, just now, when I said "ROAR.":sifone:

 

[rschap1]

 

[old377guy]

YIKES!