Friday Funnies

[Ratickle]

Buoy walked into a bar, met Fundrazor, and then ordered martini after martini.

Each time Buoy removed the olives from the martini and placed them in a jar he had brought with him.

When the jar was filled with olives, and all the drinks consumed, Buoy got up and started to leave.


“S’cuse me,” said Fundrazor, who was puzzled over what Buoy had done. “What was that all about??????”:huh:




“Nothing,” said Buoy, “my wife had just sent me out for a jar of olives, that's when I called you to meet me.”

 

[Ratickle]

Top Ten Signs You Are Too Drunk......

10. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven’t had a driver’s license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don’t recognize your wife/husband unless seen through the bottom of a glass.

1. You spend more time on the floor than you do standing up.

 

[Buoy]

That is a pretty realistic description of something I'd do.
I don't even like olives...

 

[rschap1]

There were 10 things pretty close to what I am used to