Floriduh back in the lead.....

What lesson has this teacher taught you?

First, she nearly hit a cop while driving. Then she blows "intoxicated" on a breathalyzer test.
And, for her final act, she publicly pees in front of strangers.

The details: Jennifer Lee De Roberto, 35, of Temple Terrace, is a Hillsborough County elementary school teacher.

She was driving by cops on a traffic stop in Fort Myers and nearly hit one.


A cop pulled her over. De Roberto, who wasn't wearing a seatbelt, opened the car window and the smell of alcohol wafted out of the car, reports the Naples Dily News.

She claimed to have had nothing to drink and said she was the designated driver -- even though no one else was in the car. Deputies found a half-empty bottle of Sutter Home wine in the car.
She told the deputy: "I'm a good person. Why are you doing this to me?"

After she failed field sobriety tests she blew 0.20 in two breathalyzer tests. In Florida you're considered drunk if you blow 0.08 or higher.

Then, in front of a grandmother and her 10-year-old granddaughter she pulled down her pants, sat down and urinated.



In the picture she was cute! :D
 
The cops also had to shoot a guy after he was tasered, pulled out the taser prongs and a 24 year veteran shot and killed the dumbass. It all started with a domestic dispute.
 
Not all that cute. I was thinking she'd look like that Florida teacher boffing the 13 year old.....
 
that was my first thought!!!:toetap05:

+1 on that


2nd thought was that the cop could probably gotten a hummer and she wouldn't have been in the paper for the world to see! Not sure on what grade she teaches but this one could be a career ender if she teaches middle/high school! Those kids will torment her with one liners.......
 
Not really. I've seen (and assisted) some very hot chicks pee on the curb. Tequila at 4 am usually helps


I had a girl bet me she could pee in a Mountain Dew bottle.....well some of it went in the bottle, the rest got her hand! She was too drunk for that stunt for sure but it was funny to see her try. :rolleyes:
 
+1 on that


2nd thought was that the cop could probably gotten a hummer and she wouldn't have been in the paper for the world to see! Not sure on what grade she teaches but this one could be a career ender if she teaches middle/high school! Those kids will torment her with one liners.......

It was a female cop......
 
I had a girl bet me she could pee in a Mountain Dew bottle.....well some of it went in the bottle, the rest got her hand! She was too drunk for that stunt for sure but it was funny to see her try. :rolleyes:

I had a chick I just met lean against my car after a day of boating and drinking. She peed then fell over and in it b/c she was so drunk. So off came the little sun dress and out came the thong swimsuit bottoms. Now, mind you it's dark about 7 pm. On the way home she decides she's hungry...

Yup, walks into Boston Market wearing a thong a baby tshirt and flip flops. WASTED. LOL. That was a good night:sifone:
 
I had a chick I just met lean against my car after a day of boating and drinking. She peed then fell over and in it b/c she was so drunk. So off came the little sun dress and out came the thong swimsuit bottoms. Now, mind you it's dark about 7 pm. On the way home she decides she's hungry...

Yup, walks into Boston Market wearing a thong a baby tshirt and flip flops. WASTED. LOL. That was a good night:sifone:

Man, thats' great. Gotta love the sloppy drunk chicks once in a while.
 
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