Females WTF@?@?@!!

[Tony]

So a certain someone keeps nagging about going boating on a 2+ year old resto and the dammned thing is within a handfull of days of seeing water. There is exactly 13 dayys until a poker run that I am hosting, My engine builder and trusted rigging pal are scheduled to be at my shop Monday night to fire theese bit$es. So I axe Donzigirl to crawl her azz out of bed at 5ish AM tomorrow morning to come help and I basically get told to F-off.

Should I: A throw a bucket of water on her at 4:45a.m.

B: Let her sleep in and let her find a different ride for the poker run

C: Let her sleep in and spray her with the water hose once she shows up at the shop around noon

D: all of thee above?

 

[03darkshadow]

D.


:rofl:

 

[buck]

I ain't touchin that with a ten foot pole!

 

[HiZ]

What are the sideaffects of roofies?

Maybe don't use that idea, but what about caveman.
Smack her over the head and pitch her over your shoulder

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Women, can't live with 'em... pass me the bar mix Cliff.

 

[Tony]

I ain't touchin that with a ten foot pole!

Awe come on, wheres the fun in that..If I set the bucket "O" water outside for the night it will be colder right?..

 

[Tony]

OK, somebody clue me in as to how to work this dumb fuking black berry thing. how do you change the alerm

 

[phragle]

aT 4:45 AM throw on your favorite slayer cd, turn the stereo up to 11....

 

[J-Bonz]

Sorry, DG, but I have to go with D..............

Jr.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

The Black Berry that I'm using has a section called "alarm"

 

[pullmytrigger]

seems like she really doesnt want to go......

lick pu ssy til her head caves in......!

 

[fund razor]

A: You have a buddy engine builder AND a trusted rigging pal? Not bad.

B: Is Donzi any better at fittings that you are, after all the practice?

C: Get the trusted rigging pal to come to the shop to help you and tell Donzi to clean the house, do the laundry, go to the grocery store, and check to see if the shop has enough beer later.

I have a trusted rigging pal, but he has never been in a bilge, so it is a bit of a challenge. I have to do a lot of splainin.

 

[Chris]

Ahhh- the naivete of youth. Thank her for at least coinsidering helping you and do it yourself.

Women have more time and patience than we do. And they have PhD's in making men miserable- their mothers spent 18 years teaching them. Don't believe me? Take a look at her dad.

Best bet- cut your losses.

 

[Wrinkleface]

George sez get a new boat biotchiiii!!!!:biggrinjester::leaving:

 

[phragle]

just tell her thaat you heard Donzigirl ver. 2.01 will be on available soon.

 

[DonziGirl]

A. I don't trust hiim not to break my Blackberry and don't like him touching it. He can't figure out how to work it so I yelled at him to set his own alarm.

B. I ate something yesterday and think I had the worst stomach ache of my life. Still can't even contemplate the thought of food this morning and was up half the night.

C. I spent ALL damn day yesterday cleaning HIS house because it's a wreck since he's always working on the boat.

D. He set his alarm for 5:30 this morning - got out of bed, smacked it to turn off and went back to sleep. We woke up at 9 just like I suggested last night...

 

[DonziGirl]

C: Get the trusted rigging pal to come to the shop to help you and tell Donzi to clean the house, do the laundry, go to the grocery store, and check to see if the shop has enough beer later.

I did all that yesterday including fetching lunch and washing the curtains and windows. I even went to the same goddamned tiny ass country hardware store 3 times for different stainless things he needed. THREE! I think they know me by name now. Apparently it's the mayor and his wife that own the store. The last time I left they told me they were open until 6 pm in case I needed something else.

 

[DonziGirl]

I ain't touchin that with a ten foot pole!

Smart man.

 

[JJ Apache]

Chick Power Rules.........

 

[JJ Apache]

tell them your a boat b!tch, not a frickin 'gofer'......