Favorite one liners from songs!

[boatme]

"dont give me no lip i got enough of my own"

Steven Tyler Aerosmith

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

My house smells just like the zoo
It chock full of sh*t and puke
Cockroaches on the walls
Crabs crawlin' on my balls
Ohh, well I'm so clean cut
I just wanna f*ck some sluts
I love livin' in the city

Fear - I love Livin' in the City

 

[03darkshadow]

christmas (a dick in a box)
hanukkah (a dick in a box)
kwanzaa (a dick in a box)
every single holiday (a dick in a box)

The Lonely Island - dick in a box


"good weed, white wine, i come alive in the night time"

Rihanna - whats my name

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Dick in a box! Classic! I know what I'm getting my wife for xmas this year!

 

[poncho]

"Feel like making love" Hence why its sushi night at the mall with two asian massage parlors near the restaurant! :biggrinjester:

 

[03darkshadow]

Dick in a box! Classic! I know what I'm getting my wife for xmas this year!

SNL used to be so funny.

 

[Buoy]

SNL used to be so funny.

every generation says that.

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

every generation says that.

Amen brother...

Tried to pull a surprise drop in on you today, but got stuck working. John had to run a couple cars out to Phoenix this morning.

 

[Blue Oval]

My Maseratti does 185, I lost my licence now I don't drive! J Walsh

 

[f_inscreenname]

The world is full of kings and queens
that blind your eyes and steal your dreams
it's heaven and hell.
R.J. Dio/Black Sabbath

 

[fund razor]

every generation says that.

Those first few seasons can't be viewed sober.

 

[03darkshadow]

every generation says that.

but whats on now probably wont be classic like chris farley and david spade.

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Save a horse ride a cowboy.

 

[Bobcat]

I cannot lie to you

I put that envelope under that half a ton of trash

 

[MacGyver]

"A pledge pin, on your uniform!"

 

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

La Da Dee La Dee Da.

 

[Bobcat]

"A pledge pin, on your uniform!"

reported

 

[MacGyver]

reported

Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It"

 

[Slandrew]

Get your motor running head her on the highway (Steppenwolf artist)Born to be wild song:seeya:

 

[Buoy]

but whats on now probably wont be classic like chris farley and david spade.

And then Adam Sandler, David Spade, "Wayne's world".

And then the Chris Rock era.

And then Dennis Miller, and Victoria Jackson.

And then we can go back to the days of Eddie Murphy - "Mr. White" was hilarious.

And then back to the days of John Belushi, Dan Akroyd, and Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin...

Just like the old days of David Letterman when he had a band of Sid Mcginnis, Will Lee, and Paul Schaffer... And he used to do crazy chit like putting billiard balls in an 80-ton press. Now Letterman is politcal