Electric Lawnmowers

[cigdaze]

My neighbor: Grab weedwacker. Find extension cord. Untangle extension cord. Plug in cord. Plug in weedwacker. Wack 1/3 of yard. Unplug extension cord, drag cord around house. Plug in cord. Wack other 1/3 of yard. Unplug cord. Untangle from bush. Trip over cord. Move cord to back of house. Plug in cord. continue finishing yard. Total elapsed time: 20 minutes.

Me: Fill weedwacker with gas. Pullstart. weedwack. Total elapsed time: 5 minutes. Crack beer. Watch neighbor finish yard.

 

[cigdaze]

While you're at it, how about one of these?

 

[cuda]

My neighbor: Grab weedwacker. Find extension cord. Untangle extension cord. Plug in cord. Plug in weedwacker. Wack 1/3 of yard. Unplug extension cord, drag cord around house. Plug in cord. Wack other 1/3 of yard. Unplug cord. Untangle from bush. Trip over cord. Move cord to back of house. Plug in cord. continue finishing yard. Total elapsed time: 20 minutes.

Me: Fill weedwacker with gas. Pullstart. weedwack. Total elapsed time: 5 minutes. Crack beer. Watch neighbor finish yard.

Amen.

We don't want to talk about me and the electric hedge trimmer.

I had my neighbor with an endloader cure that problem for me.