Detroit lions schedule

[Bobcat]

> Date: Friday, January 9, 2009, 4:24 PM
> 2009 Detroit Lions Schedule
>
> September
> 13th************Taft Junior High School
> 20th************Cub Scout Troop #101
> 27th************Detroit Blind Academy
>
> October
> 04**************Spanish American War Vets
> 11**************Crippled Childrens Home
> 18**************Eloise Mental Hospital
> 25**************Girl Scout Troup #353
>
> November
> 01*************Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
> 08*************Fraser Boys Choir
> 15*************Korean Amputees
> 22*************National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
> 26*************Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team
>
> Special Monday night Game
> December 08 ***************Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club
>
> Rules (changed from 08 season)
>
> 1. When Playing polio patients, the Lions must not
> disconnect the knee braces.
> 2. When playing the blind Academy, the Lions must not hide
> the football under their jerseys.
>
> Rules the same from last year.
>
> 1. A touch down (this is when the ball is carried over the
> goal line, for all you lion fans that have never seen this)
> it is still worth 6 points.
> 2. The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all
> times.
> 3. The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band
> members at anytime.
> 4. The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3
> for the opposing team.
> 5. The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of
> three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards as
> before.
>
> The Detroit Lions name will be changed to the Detroit
> Tampons as they are the only good for one period and have no
> second string.
>
> Quarterback will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky, she will
> no doubt blow a few but she certainly won't choke on the
> big ones.....

 

[BBB725]

They stand a real good chance of not losing some of these games, maybe some 0-0 ties:biggrinjester:

 

[Sea-Dated]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Blue Oval]

Did you hear about the two yuppers(upper penn.Michigan guys)who went to hell?The devil came in and found the two yuppers fishing with their coats on,the Devil said this is hell,how can you stand the heat.They both said ya this is great never seen any heat like this before,this is awesome you know .The Devil was mad,the next day he turn the heat down to 60F below,the Devil came in and the two yuppers are jumping up and down and making all kinds of noise,The Devil asked what the hell are you two up to now.O it's great,hell has froozen over that means the Detoit Lions have won the Super Bowl!

 

[Ratickle]

They stand a real good chance of not losing some of these games, maybe some 0-0 ties:biggrinjester:

Naw, they'll lose in OT.

 

[ILMORdude]

Naw, they'll lose in OT.

After they won the toss and opted to KICK!! Hanson is a good kicker:rofl:

 

[Wrinkleface]

:boxing_smiley:

 

[Ratickle]

Don't pick on our kitties!!!!

 

[Blue Oval]

What is the difference between the Lions and a dollar bill?The dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.

 

[rockfish71]

They suck.......... not even worth the time..:ack2: