Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[fund razor]

Everybody wang chung tonight.

Lent is over, so I was gonna have Wang Chung Friday.

Tonight I had a chicken sandwich.

 

[fund razor]

does your name determine your future?

The ending does.

For example: "ski"

Or alternatively: "stein"

 

[fund razor]

if i was to drunk to remember something, did it really happen?

Yes it did. And it was worse than you thought.

 

[fund razor]

Why is it that things which make someone feel good carry such stigmas that our politicians and political leaders feel it best to limit or restrict our access to them?

is it considered to be interracial sex if a black cow and a white cow get it on? will their love child be brown and create chocolate milk?

These seemed like they should be merged. Somewhere, this cow thing is illegal.

 

[fund razor]

Not my original thought, but I feel the message is deep:

When presented fairly, with nuance, the bankers have an argument that needs to be taken seriously: when it comes to actual goods and services--which hybrid automobile engine is best--the market is inevitably a better judge of quality than the government. But untrammeled markets, in which Ponzi products are traded back and forth, need to be policed and eliminated--and the government has an important, and necessarily intrusive, role in channeling us back toward a rock-solid foundation and away from the flim-flam that is choking us.

I liked the Tigers before they were also untrammeled.
We'll miss ya Alan!

 

[phragle]

however it entitles you to use the term "plausible denial"

 

[fund razor]

The last liar always wins.

Dam. I had it down as loudest.

 

[fund razor]

Clowns are not funny by the light of the moon.

No doubt. And the werewolves are obnoxious.

 

[Chris]

You have the right to remain silent.

 

[fund razor]

You have the right to remain silent.

Uh oh. The Man. :leaving:

 

[fund razor]

If you were traveling at the speed of light, and turned your lights on, would they?

Sure, they would light. But the horn would be worthless.

 

[phragle]

Sure, they would light. But the horn would be worthless.

but if you were going faster than the speed of light, and turned the headlights on, would they be back-up lights??

 

[Ratickle]

but if you were going faster than the speed of light, and turned the headlights on, would they be back-up lights??

I'll let you know .......

 

[phragle]

you got that new anti-matter warp drive in the boat yet??

 

[nortech4play]

"figures lie and liar's figure"

 

[cuda]

You have the right to remain silent.

But not the intelligence to assert that right.

 

[cuda]

if i was to drunk to remember something, did it really happen?

If I wanted to know what I did when I got drunk, I'd stay sober.

And if someone insited on telling me what I did when I was drunk, I simply would quit drinking with him.

 

[Perlmudder]

The real reason there are 25 classes in every boat race is so everyone can run the number "69" on their boat...

There was a boat at my cottage with the number 69. It was called "race for the poon!" :03:

 

[Perlmudder]

I can't believe I ate it all.

 

[Perlmudder]

Dumps like a truck truck truck...

- Sisqo