Crazy Ohio Guys

I have been looking for the opportunity to use that quote for WEEEKS!!! Damn you Phrangle! DAAAMN YOU!

:sifone:

based off a line from Alices resturant....


now..boys and girls..follow me thru a little guided imagery...

close your eyes and picture if you will, a nice sunny afternoon in key west, gentle tropical breezes effortlessly swaying palms... you walk off the beach, cool drink in your hand.. suddenly you hear sirens, looking around you see a police car chasing something..you can't make out what it is. as it gets closer you shake your head in disbelief.. the police are chasing Bobcat, speeding along at 30 miles an hour, on a motorized beer keg screaming "youll never catch me!! I won't be taken alive.......
 
I met a guy who lived down the street from me who got a dui cutting his grass on a riding mower. I also know someone who got one on a pedal bike.
 
based off a line from Alices resturant....


now..boys and girls..follow me thru a little guided imagery...

close your eyes and picture if you will, a nice sunny afternoon in key west, gentle tropical breezes effortlessly swaying palms... you walk off the beach, cool drink in your hand.. suddenly you hear sirens, looking around you see a police car chasing something..you can't make out what it is. as it gets closer you shake your head in disbelief.. the police are chasing Bobcat, speeding along at 30 miles an hour, on a motorized beer keg screaming "youll never catch me!! I won't be taken alive.......

What about a couch with two wheels up front and the business end of a motorcycle out back. Steering linkage could go under the couch and the front wheels could be outboard. :)


(I spend one half of my time in Michigan and half in Ohio.)
 
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