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Bubba at the Morgue....
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Darryl and Gomer.The three men had always done everything
together.
Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Darryl said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better
roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said,
"Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer
in, to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body
and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The
mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two azzholes"
"What? He had two azzholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, I never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two azzholes. Every
time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them
two azzholes."
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Darryl and Gomer.The three men had always done everything
together.
Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Darryl said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better
roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said,
"Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer
in, to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body
and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The
mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two azzholes"
"What? He had two azzholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, I never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two azzholes. Every
time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them
two azzholes."
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