Breaking News!!!!!

[Wrinkleface]

This just in!! Obama wins Heisman trophy after watching a college football game!!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[OldSchool]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Davidmnc]

Wow...............It was just anounced on CNN he has also been awarded an Oscar for Best actor in a fictional Presidency

 

[Wrinkleface]

Wow...............It was just anounced on CNN he has also been awarded an Oscar for Best actor in a fictional Presidency

 

[StraightJacket]

I heard he is going to win an AVN award for phucking up this whole country

 

[BBB725]

I heard he is going to win an AVN award for phucking up this whole country

No that would be the Nobel prize for Economics:sifone:

 

[MattBMiller]

:rofl:

 

[Tom A.]

I don't think Kanye West will jump up on stage and claim someone else should have won it!

 

[Scarab KV]

What next.....champion at KW?

 

[MarylandMark]

Rumor is he started wearing jumpsuits and gold chains to practice

 

[Wrinkleface]

Rumor is he started wearing jumpsuits and gold chains to practice

:willy_nilly:

 

[Sea-Dated]

:rofl:

 

[Wrinkleface]

:rofl:

Is that John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever!!:26:

 

[Sea-Dated]

Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazilian yards, leading the Kenyan Unicorns to their first Super Bowl victory. Well done, Captain Awesome.

 

[Sea-Dated]

He even found time to take the Tour De France title this year......

 

[Sea-Dated]

And pick up a Grammy in his spare time between date nights and trips to Copenhagen.....

 

[Sea-Dated]

Now he is hoping to repeat his Stanley Cup victory again this year......

 

[Wrinkleface]

Is that John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever!!:26:

Oops, winner of dance'n w/ the stars!!!!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[cigdaze]

And all this happened right after Pelosi won the Miss America Pageant.

 

[Sea-Dated]

Let's not forget his Nascar victory either......