Best Engine in the World

[Tommy Gun]

The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubticating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental.

 

[Perlmudder]

:rofl:

 

[dykstra]

Hahaha

 

[clayinaustin]

true, true

 

[DonziGirl]

Hey if you can't handle a little temper now and then...

 

[Wrinkleface]

:cheers2:

 

[ThrottleUp Props]

The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubticating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental.

Thank you so much!

Julie

 

[Coolerman]

rotflmao!

 

[cigdaze]

And we all know the great power that they wield. Just don't mount it on your dyno before a proper tune-up.

 

[Bobcat]

Now if we could only re-route the exhaust !

 

[cigdaze]

Now if we could only re-route the exhaust !

That was a civil engineering oversight; a classic blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

:sifone:

 

[Wrinkleface]

That was a civil engineering oversight; a GASTRIC blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

:sifone:

fixed!!!:biggrinjester:

 

[Sea-Dated]

Funny :rofl:

 

[YoungPerformance]

That was a civil engineering oversight; a classic blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

:sifone:

Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:

 

[jeff1000man]

Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:

HEHEHEHE :cuss:

 

[ChiefApache]

OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:

 

[Wrinkleface]

OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:

As if that should surprise U w/ this subject matter & the motley crew on here!!!!!:willy_nilly:

 

[drpete3]

OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:

Not sure what your talkin bout....Seems on track to me

 

[cigdaze]

OMG! This thread went from bad to worse. :sifone:

Threads like this can only go one way, and it's coming along nicely.
:sifone: :seeya:

 

[cigdaze]

Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.:sifone:

Too funny.