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baddogz28's savage burn on South Carolina, a pictorial essay

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Road tripped to Fort Mill SC to deliver my mom her new sentra with a buddy of mine... It was interesting to say the least...

Got some laughs outta this but no boobies...
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Heading to The Tail of the Dragon at Deals Gap, NC
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Shootin the breeze with two guys with their race bikes at one of the pull offs on the Dragon
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My mom's 09 Sentra tamed the dragon... Handled it pretty well for an econobox...
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Out with my sister (in green so take it easy) and her friend in Charlotte
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Darlington
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Myrtle Beach
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The beginning of the end... Pre-game, last thurs night...
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Two bars in...
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Three bars in...
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Winkin cuz I know this one's a badass...
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THEN:
Some a-hole in a parking lot drinkin on the way home from the bars hands the hottie a beer, she takes five steps and a cop pulls up.

Writes her a $160 ticket...

And lets her go.

The bit.ch cop then came up to me, who was chatting with the guys in the parking lot shooting the breeze and screamed at me "WHY DID YOU TELL HER TO GET RID OF THE BEER WHEN I DROVE UP????"

I replied, "I didn't even see you pull up, my back was to the street."

"PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK."

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I did an overnighter in Myrtle Beach's jail for public drunkenness when A. The girl with the beer was let go (I didn't even have one) and B. I wasn't acting stupid... After all, I was trying to get a piece.

Soooo, never going back there again. LOL. What a coc.k block.
 
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And the female cop probably ended up "nailing" the chick you were working on... Life's a b*tch bro! Never trust a cop!
 
I pray every hurricane season that Myrtle Beach gets a cat 5 and is wiped off the face of the earth. Worst people on the planet. I lived there for 7 years and will not go back for ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY.

Lots of sluts though LOL ;)
 
Oh the stories I could tell...
Yeah, spending the night ain't fun.
Especially when you were having such a good time a few minutes ago.
I'm glad I'm old Bud-wiser now.:sifone:
 
I've been a lucky dude... Always had a sixth sense about when to duck. Whenever I had any trouble down at the cop shop, I always figured it was just payback for all the crap that I never got caught on...
 
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And the female cop probably ended up "nailing" the chick you were working on... Life's a b*tch bro! Never trust a cop!
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I don't doubt she wanted to, she models for bridal magazines and shyt. :sifone:

I pray every hurricane season that Myrtle Beach gets a cat 5 and is wiped off the face of the earth. Worst people on the planet. I lived there for 7 years and will not go back for ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY.

Lots of sluts though LOL
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Haha yeah, agreed. I didn't realize it was such a tourist trap shi.thole.

I'll never forget this older broad at duffy's tho, she's like "for a two month span with my ex, his dick only went in my a$$, didn't touch my vaj." :leaving:
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Oh the stories I could tell...
Yeah, spending the night ain't fun.
Especially when you were having such a good time a few minutes ago.
I'm glad I'm old Bud-wiser now
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Good thing I was tired and about 15 drinks in, I grabbed a blanket and went to sleep.

I've been a lucky dude... Always had a sixth sense about when to duck. Whenever I had any trouble down at the cop shop, I always figured it was just payback for all the crap that I never got caught on... Oh, and to state the obvious... that broad is SMOKING! Good work my man... good work.
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Thanks bro. I felt like I was in Tijuana or something.

she is hot.


i have been to south carolina a couple times, nothing good there except whores.
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I second that emotion. LOL:ack2:
 
first of all I was not aware of PBR light, second of all , are you wearing blu blockers in the roadside photo???:sifone:
 
You need a better wingman bro!! :D

Great thread. Great pics. All you are missing is the perp walk into the jail and the release and subsequent trip to Denny's the next morning. :)
 
You sure "she" didn't have a bulge? The cop may saved you have saved you from an uncomfortable moment when you got "her" back to the place. :D:D:D
 
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