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[BBB725]

Beer

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

 

[JupiterSunsation]

when the chick you gave your number to doesn't call you........


Coke or Pepsi?

 

[BBB725]

Pepsi


How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

 

[BY U BOY]

I-I =0

stripper or hooker

 

[BBB725]

Stripper

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

 

[BY U BOY]

laid

What are you watching right now

 

[BBB725]

My computer screen

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

 

[Perlmudder]

cus its easier to swim then to sky dive.

rain or snow?

 

[BY U BOY]

rain

Who is Keith Moon?

 

[Tommy Gun]

Who drummer RIP


Who or Stones?

 

[BY U BOY]

Stones

Why is there a interview with nobama on the pregame?

 

[MacGyver]

Who cares.


Saints or Colts?

 

[Perlmudder]

saints!!

arneson or scx?

 

[BY U BOY]

Arneson


Dean or JC

 

[Ange]

I don't care.

Why is it I can shoot pool well enough after 11 or 12 beers that the boys throw me out of the tourney, but one bottle of wine seems to do me in?

 

[tcuda499]

beer goggles,you still stink after 11 or 12 beers
why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Tommy Gun]

Because.

What do you add to instant water?

 

[BBB725]

Some H2 and O


What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

 

[BY U BOY]

you get to see the future flash before your eyes.

why is the sky blue?

 

[Perlmudder]

cus green would look weird.

slap chop or miracle blade?