Bobcat
Founding Member
the captain of an 1700's british warship was alerted to an enemy presence by the man in the crows nest, " french warship on the horizon" the captain yelled out "get me my red shirt" thus donning the red shirt he proceeded to victory over the french war vessel, the first mate asked why do you wear the red shirt into battle, the captain replied, if I am wounded during battle and the men see me bleeding it could ruin morale, the red shirt will hide my wounds. a bit later the crows nest yells down" 20 french warships on the horizon" the captain yells out " get me my brown pants":sifone:
