After reading your review, I was cracking up.
Ahhh, if I could but tell all the stories I remember, that would crack you up for sure.
This particular customer was a returning vet from Nam. He was a Green Beret on the death teams that were dropped behind the lines. He had some wild stories, that I honestly half believed until one day, another customer met the first customer in a New England harbor. They both had their boats and decided to have lunch together. They docked the boats and had a nice leisurely lunch and then walked back toward the docks.
On the way they passed a warehouse with abig chain link fence round it, as they passed by a big Doberman Pinscher came running out of the warehouse and came right up to the fence and started barking and barking. Customer number one, the Nam vet looks at the dog and says....Shut up!!! The dog continues barking. Customer number two says, come on just keep walking were almost at the docks anyway. Customer number one says......I told this dog to shut up and he better shut up!
Customer number two finishes the story by saying......Before I knew it, he had climbed the fence and was in the yard with the dog. He said, that dog took a good look into his eyes and turned around and ran back into the warehouse with him chasing it. A few minutes later he was back, looking none the worse for the wear and tear of the last few minutes. I have no idea what happened in the warehouse and I didn't ask him, we just got in our boats and left.
We had some colorful characters in our sport back in the day..........