A Christmas Tip.

[cigdaze]

If you ever receive home-made "cookie" ornaments as a kind gesture from the neighbor kids, don't pack them away with all of your other ornaments in a big box, put t hem in the attic and forget about them for a year.

Just sayin'...

We discovered that throughout the course of the past year, there had accumulated a good pound and a half of lizard and/or roach sht inside of our [her] box of Christmas ornaments, and we are minus two (2) entire ginger-bread ornaments.

 

[BBB725]

Sounds like a Florida tip:sifone:

 

[cigdaze]

Ya.

 

[LadyDaze]

there had accumulated a good pound and a half of lizard and/or roach sht inside of our [her] box of Christmas ornaments

I smell a conspiracy here....I remember how much you love this joyous holiday! :banghead:

I think that you have been training the lizards to sht on my ornaments....:toetap05:
Come out with the truth....!!!!!

Oh, by the way; I like gold, shiny things

 

[JupiterSunsation]

I smell a conspiracy here....I remember how much you love this joyous holiday! :banghead:

I think that you have been training the lizards to sht on my ornaments....:toetap05:
Come out with the truth....!!!!!

Oh, by the way; I like gold, shiny things

uh oh Mrs Griswald found out where her husband hangs out all day!

 

[cigdaze]

I like long, shiny fiberglass things. So we're even.

(I couldn't hide forever).

 

[catastrophe]

I smell a conspiracy here....I remember how much you love this joyous holiday! :banghead:

I think that you have been training the lizards to sht on my ornaments....:toetap05:
Come out with the truth....!!!!!

Oh, by the way; I like gold, shiny things

Somebody sh!ts on your ornaments ...I'm on the next plane.

 

[cigdaze]

Somebody sh!ts on your ornaments ...I'm on the next plane.

I will forever be haunted by poopy pantz.

 

[LadyDaze]

Somebody sh!ts on your ornaments ...I'm on the next plane.

The crazy thing, is that the f'in lizards creep around with a flamin' hoop!

:bump:

 

[catastrophe]

I will forever be haunted by poopy pantz.

The best story of the season

 

[ChiefApache]

OMG this thread is funny!!!!

 

[cuda]

I smell a conspiracy here....I remember how much you love this joyous holiday! :banghead:

I think that you have been training the lizards to sht on my ornaments....:toetap05:
Come out with the truth....!!!!!

Oh, by the way; I like gold, shiny things

I had a girlfriend one time tell me to never buy her anything gray, or made of wool for a present. She like shiny things alsol

 

[Airpacker]

It would need to be some sort of christmas miracle to find a lizard load in a box here.

Erin, my better half always tells me she likes shiny, colourless things. Aim high girl.

 

[MikeyFIN]

+1 over here too

 

[DollaBill]

Can Nick come out and play today?

 

[cigdaze]

Can Nick come out and play today?

No. It's freezing outside.

:cheers2:

 

[MikeyFIN]

No. It's freezing outside.

:cheers2:

HAHAAAAAAAAAA you cracked me UP!!!!

Damn that was a good one!!!:smash:

 

[Scarab KV]

Never get her anything that plugs in to an outlet