MOBILEMERCMAN
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Doin some mid night pain pill posting. Waiting for the cramps to go away. dam it
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MOBILEMERCMAN
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It is Saturday Night 3 weeks later.
There must be some use for this thread later tonight. Nearly everyone is out doing their thing. Who got loaded tonight?
No fighting I hope.
There must be some use for this thread later tonight. Nearly everyone is out doing their thing. Who got loaded tonight?
No fighting I hope.
Tommy Gun
Charter Member
That's a loaded question if I ever did see one.
MOBILEMERCMAN
Founding Member / Competitor
Ouch.
I'd say you were lucky considering
I'd say you were lucky considering
Bobcat
Founding Member
this thread should never die, I will admit I was going to try to take off the entire month of feb. and not drink, it lasted lo these 7 days, but I had an epiphany, then an ale , then a lager, I am only two drinks away from pushing a total stranger down the stairs, sobriety you say,sobriety,marge you got an azz that won't quit, hey did I ever tell you about the time I ,hey is that popcorn for anyone ? what are you looking at punk, oh man I am so sorry let me get you a drink, then i am gonna....................................
MOBILEMERCMAN
Founding Member / Competitor
Seven days is enough to get a good buzz back.
Tommy Gun
Charter Member
Nice!
Ratickle
Founding Member / Super Moderator
You should stay on the stool to drink though......
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Tommy Gun
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That's impressive for slow pitch. U guys must drink alot.
Trim'd Up
New member
Or just really suck. He is a Cubs fan.:sifone:
Davidmnc
Contributor
They are in KW......who cares if they suck or not! :dupe:
tommymonza
New member
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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