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unofficial sos poem
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Wrinkleface
Founding Member
I understand it is 1 big tail!!!!!!!!!!!!!:26:
fund razor
Founding Member
Rougher water, heavy skipper
Propped out just enough
Hope I don't ever flip her
or I trip and stuff.
fund razor
Founding Member
Beaded sweat, heavy drinker
drunken dreams and such
Hope the weather doesn't sink her
or make her break too much.
drunken dreams and such
Hope the weather doesn't sink her
or make her break too much.
fund razor
Founding Member
Bob has a whatzit for a boat
Not much to look at but she float.
Has a couch onboard for counting sheep,
Sometimes for counting goat.
Not much to look at but she float.
Has a couch onboard for counting sheep,
Sometimes for counting goat.
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Any poem for SOS should be in Iambic Pentameter! 
There once was a man with a boat
And every weekend he would float
In the cove with his playmates
Some called them the Claymates
And that is all she wrote!
There once was a man with a boat
And every weekend he would float
In the cove with his playmates
Some called them the Claymates
And that is all she wrote!
fund razor
Founding Member
That's a Limerick.Any poem for SOS should be in Iambic Pentameter!
There once was a man with a boat
And every weekend he would float
In the cove with his playmates
Some called them the Claymates
And that is all she wrote!
Ok... now do one using Iambic Pentameter.
Of course, I mean that in the nicest way possible.
fund razor
Founding Member
There once was a mod named Airpacker
He watched for the thread post hijacker
But he lived too far north
for the sun to pour forth
so pale was the canadian cracker.
He watched for the thread post hijacker
But he lived too far north
for the sun to pour forth
so pale was the canadian cracker.
clayinaustin
Charter Member
That's a Limerick.
Ok... now do one using Iambic Pentameter.
DOH! You're correct. So much for English class!
JJ Apache
Charter Member
Perlmudder
New member
i went out in the resin bucket,
the water was rough but i said **** it!
i was running with the pros,
and later slammin' hoes,
chopped her in the jump seat,
she couldnt get 'nough of my meat,
thought i was going south,
but i filled her great big mouth,
the water got more splashy,
but i had no worries, for i was in an apache!
haha.
the water was rough but i said **** it!
i was running with the pros,
and later slammin' hoes,
chopped her in the jump seat,
she couldnt get 'nough of my meat,
thought i was going south,
but i filled her great big mouth,
the water got more splashy,
but i had no worries, for i was in an apache!
haha.
fund razor
Founding Member
Needs some help.
Here:
Went out in the resin bucket,
the water was rough... but phuckit.
Was running with pros,
nope. It can't be fixed. Sorry.
fund razor
Founding Member
There once was a poster named fund.
He posted but mostly he punned.
He bought an Apache
That Tony can't catchy,
And a cig28 can't outgun.
He posted but mostly he punned.
He bought an Apache
That Tony can't catchy,
And a cig28 can't outgun.
fund razor
Founding Member
Wow. Molson Ice makes me "creative."
Perlmudder
New member
win or lose,
we hit the booze,
we race on sunday,
and sell boats monday,
cus' the first to get paid,
are the first to get laid!
for all you taladega knights fans out there!
we hit the booze,
we race on sunday,
and sell boats monday,
cus' the first to get paid,
are the first to get laid!
for all you taladega knights fans out there!
Perlmudder
New member
There once was a poster named fund.
He posted but mostly he punned.
He bought an Apache
That Tony can't catchy,
And a cig28 can't outgun.
you are truly a poet sir!
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