Perlmudder
New member
HEY! want some dick?
my personal fav!
my personal fav!
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The Pickup Line
- Thread starter clayinaustin
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dwtinc
New member
How good does it work
waterboy222
New member
arent we avoiding the worlds best pickup line?
"I have a boat"
"I have a boat"
03darkshadow
New member
"hey you, show me dem boobies"
dwtinc
New member
And the billfold I used to buy it with
JupiterSunsation
New member
Are your parents thieves? Because someone stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes......
My name is Milk.............. I'll do your body good.....
Is your dad a Cardiologist? Everytime I see you my heart skips a beat.........
For the shoot down in a loud club.......
Hey you want to dance..........no way creep/go away
No, no you must of misheard me....... I said you look big in those pants!
My name is Milk.............. I'll do your body good.....
Is your dad a Cardiologist? Everytime I see you my heart skips a beat.........
For the shoot down in a loud club.......
Hey you want to dance..........no way creep/go away
No, no you must of misheard me....... I said you look big in those pants!
DollaBill
New member
This is a great true story about using the boat line
I was going to this tanning place in Ft. Lauderdale and they hired this hot 20 yo blonde to do the spray tans. So i mmediately asked her to tell me more and not 5 minutes later Im stripping down to my drawers only and standing in the "spray room" waiting for the chick to spray me down with fake tan. She comes in and starts spraying. We are making small talk etc. She says she loves the beach............. So now she's on her knees in front me and I look down and say
"So if you like the beach you must love boating, right? She says yes (about a foot from her face is my johnson) then this hottie looks up while still on her knees and asks "what kind of boat do you have?"
I looked into her little doe eyes down there and said "Cigarette". Deal closed on the spot
I was going to this tanning place in Ft. Lauderdale and they hired this hot 20 yo blonde to do the spray tans. So i mmediately asked her to tell me more and not 5 minutes later Im stripping down to my drawers only and standing in the "spray room" waiting for the chick to spray me down with fake tan. She comes in and starts spraying. We are making small talk etc. She says she loves the beach............. So now she's on her knees in front me and I look down and say
"So if you like the beach you must love boating, right? She says yes (about a foot from her face is my johnson) then this hottie looks up while still on her knees and asks "what kind of boat do you have?"
I looked into her little doe eyes down there and said "Cigarette". Deal closed on the spot
dwtinc
New member
So did you get married
Cash Bar
Charter Member
So she is on her KNEES in front of you....... and you still had to lie?
That ROCKS !!!! :rofl:
Cash Bar
Charter Member
You had to go all the way to phuckin' Jersey to realize we were smarter than you?? :sifone:
Perlmudder
New member
hahahaha!
you just need to find the right girl to use it on! its more of a whisper in the ear while on a dance floor type line!
Bobcat
Founding Member
damn, a little snot came out of nose on that one !:rofl::rofl::rofl:
DollaBill
New member
You are such a douche.
waterboy222
New member
why are we sidestepping the fact that you were in FT LAUDERDALE and needed to have a spray tan?!
Cash Bar
Charter Member
Bill was usually asleep NEAR his apartment door while the sun was shining. :biggrinjester:
